CLICK TO ENLARGE!!! THOUGHT I WOULD BREAK THE ELECTRA HEART ERA DOWN SO PEOPLE CONFUSED WILL UNDERSTAND IT!
i keep my parents locked in my basement.
haha just kidding!! they’re not my parents.
Gotta gotta be down, because I don’t want it at all.
when you eat pizza and all the cheese comes off in one bite
Jimmy Kimmel tricked people at Coachella into professing their love for bands that don’t exist, and it is absolutely hysterical.
THIS IS SO CRINGEY/ HILARIOUS.. lololol
So, prom is coming up, and I had this clever idea on how to ask my girlfriend to go with me…
I borrowed her HeartGold version of Pokemon, along with Pokemon Diamond. On her HeartGold version, I caught 22 Pidgeys and on my own Pokemon Pearl, I caught 22 Unowns, enough to spell out “Will you go to prom with me?”. I then traded the Unowns over for the 22 Pidgeys, and arranged them in her PC in Box 2 appropriately. Then I sent over 2 Vulpixes, one named “GO TO PC” and one named “BOX 2” and put them in the lead of her party, so as soon as she turned her game on, she would see to go get the message.
I then caught a female Stunky (one of her favorite animals is a skunk) and a male Vulpix (my favorite animal is a fox) and taught them both the move Attract and put it in the box with the Unowns. The whole thing took pretty much a whole weekend.
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
oh my fucking god
when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
reason 325 why tumblr users should never be parents
reason 325 why tumblr users should definitely be parents